Job leads today? Yes. A few. Requisite resume’s and cover letters have been sent. It feels like this:
Hi! Are you the lady of the house? Well this is your lucky day! I have just two Vacu-De-Luxes left and I’m about to change you’re life.
Well I have a vacuum cleaner and you’re the tenth person to come around today–No thanks!
(SHE ATTEMPTS TO CLOSE THE DOOR, A FOOT IS INSERTED)
You don’t have one like this! It picks up dog hair, cat hair,people hair and rocks, food crumbs,clothes lint and even baby socks!
You don’t understand. I don’t need a Vacu-De–whatever… Look you’re dressed nice and you speak well, but frankly I just don’t need what you have right now.
Even though its hard to believe on some days, I know that…
Something spectacular is just around the bend…